CCST3K(Season Three)#29-Megamon X

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON THREE)

EPISODE 29: MEGAMON X

(A Pokemon/Megaman X MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.

“Pokemon” is the property of Nintendo.

“Megaman X” is the property of Capcom Co.

“Megamon X” is the property of Brock Shale and he’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find  (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds  (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end  (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'I’m baaaaaack!’

Tomoyo:

'Say “Cheese”!'

Syaoran:

'Raitei Shourai!!'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'That’s Cerberus to you.'

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts  (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

15:35 Hours

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling and Kero all sat around the table, heads on their hands, staring at the wall. They had been staring at the wall for some considerable time now. Yue was off making an attempt to fix the holocabana, which had recently malfunctioned when several plushies took apart the circuitry in an attempt to build a sno-cone machine. With not much else to take up their attention, the groups had grown bored since there are, after all, only so many things you can do on a small orbiting satellite.

Sakura leaned over and started to doze on Syaoran’s shoulder.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this,” said Tomoyo. “But I could really go for an experiment right now.”

“Not me,” said Kero. “I’ll take boredom over pain any day.”

“Either way, I’ll still be bored,” Meiling grumbled.

Just then, as if in reply, a light flashed on the control console. “”Heads up!” called Tomoyo. “Lord Voldemort is calling again.” She rushed over and gave the button a smack.

DEEP 13

“Ahhh..” The evil Dr. Eriol Hiiragazwa said with a smirk as he strode forward to the viewscreen, flanked as always by his assistants, TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun. “If it isn’t Feena, Justin, Sue and Puffy. How nice of you to give me such a prompt reply this week.”

“Mmmm… It’s Saturday, oneechan… Go ‘way…” Sakura murmured in her sleep.

“Should I wake her?” Syaoran asked, blushing slightly as Sakura leaned closer.

“Nah,” replied Meiling. “I think we can handle the exchange on our own.”

“Just be sure to wake her for the experiment,” Eriol replied coldly. “Anyway, this week I’ve decided to throw a bone to my assistant, Suppi…”

“I am NOT Suppi!” Spinel Sun retorted.

“Just present the Clow card, furball!” Ruby Moon hissed.

“I don’t recall asking for your opinion, Pinky,” Spinel replied coldly. “Anyway my Clow card this week is actually a set for all those fanfic writers out there. We have ‘The WAFF’ card, which will allow any writer to write warm, fuzzy romances without making the readers feel like they’ve been submerged in syrup. I also made cards for action scenes, humor scenes, drama scenes and so on.”

“Hmmm… An impressive first effort, Spinel,” said Eriol.

“Thank you,” Spinel replied.

“Oh, sure. You’re impressed with him!” Ruby Moon snapped. “But when I make a card all you do is complain.”

Eriol sweatdropped. “So what have you been up to this week?”

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Our Clow card this week is for all those anime fans out there who just can’t enough of that super-deformed look,” Tomoyo explained. “If you ever wondered what you’d look like with a giant head, tiny body and mittens for hands, now you can find out with ‘The Chibi’ card.”

“Those who use it to turn into Chibi-Usa will be shot,” said Kero.

“Mmm… Syaoraaaaann-kuuuunn…” Sakura mumbled.

“Eh?!” Syaoran blushed further.

“What do you think, sirs?” asked Meiling.

DEEP 13

“While unleashing a plague of Chibis on the world is quite evil, it’s nothing compared to your experiment this wek,” Eriol said with his usual evil smirk. “Today’s menu features the cast of Pokemon in the place of the cast of Megaman X4, although good luck figuring out the action. It’s time to sit back and scream, my friends, with Brock Shale’s ‘Megamon X’. Run ‘em through the mill, Ruby Moon.”

“No,” Ruby Moon said indignantly.

“Say what?” Eriol snapped.

“Why don’t you ask you’re favorite over there?” Ruby Moon sniffed pointing at Spinel.

“Hoo boy…” Eriol muttered.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Can’t he think of something else to send us besides these cast replacement cross-overs?” asked Kero.

“Wakey, wakey, Sakura-chan…” Tomoyo whispered in her friend’s ear.

“Mmm….” Sakura rubbed her eyes sleepily. “What is it?”

“Time for our experiment, Sakura-chan,” Tomoyo replied.

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It shatters like glass.)

(Door 5: It’s made of ofudas. Syaoran recites an incantation and they burn away.)

(Door 4: It’s made of bars. They rise into the ceiling.)

(Door 3: It’s made of sleeping plushies. They suddenly wake up and scamper away.)

(Door 2: It’s a set of elevator doors. They open with a ‘ping’ sound.)

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a giant vault door starts to open. A sudden rush of air sucks you through.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan fall through the vault door and land in their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

> Megamon X

Kero: A Japanese cultural icon goes to Jamaica.

> A Pokémonized Megaman X4 by Brock Shale

Syaoran: More like “bowdlerized”.

Tomoyo: Cute… Obscure, but cute.

> PART 1

Sakura: The saga begins…

>The cast

Kero: Give us a minute, Ash just broke his leg.

Tomoyo: Heh.

>Ash (Zero)- Megaman's best friend. Always serious about his work, Zero is caught in a struggle between love and battle.

Kero:(snort!) There’s a good piece of casting.

Sakura: Can you say “cliché characterization”?

Syaoran: Ash’s hair is about four feet too short for him to be Zero.

Tomoyo: And his personality’s about two dimensions shy too.

>Misty (Iris)- The Colenel's sister, she is devoted to stopping the fight between Ash and her sister.

Kero: What’s a “Colenel”?

Sakura: A dyslexic colonel?

Tomoyo: More inspired casting here.

Syaoran: I always feel sorry for Iris. She was a cool character and she wasn’t even around for the end of X4. Now this!

Kero: Yeah, not since Aeris Gainsborough has a great video game character been so abused.

>Daisy (Colenel)- Ash's friend in the renegade Pokémon hunters, she turned against the hunters after being judged as a villian.

Tomoyo: Better a “villian” than a “villain”, I guess.

Kero: Daisy? Is this a Dukes Of Hazzard crossover?

Syaoran: Wrong Daisy.

Sakura: So Misty and Daisy will use British accents?

>Gary (General)-The Leader of Pokéforce, he also turned on the hunters after being judged as a villain.

Kero:<Ben Kenobi> Use the Pokeforce, Ash.

Sakura: If he’s Zero than he already has the lightsaber covered.

Syaoran:<Ash> Tenchi Masaki taught me everything I needed to know!

>Giovanni (Mysterious Shadow)- The enemy. Nobody knows her identity.

Kero: Or gender apparently.

Sakura: Sigma was a guy, Giovanni was a guy… What the hell happened?

Syaoran: Must’ve stopped at Jusenkyo on the way into the city.

>Mewtwo (Split Mushroom)- A boss.

Kero: Not to be confused with Split Pea- A soup.

>Charizard (Magma Dragoon)- A boss.

Syaoran: Dragoon? Freya’s in this fic?

Sakura: Wrong dragoon.

>Lapras (Frost Walrus)- Another boss.

Kero: Second verse, inane as the first.

>Blastoise (Jet Stingray)- Another boss.

Tomoyo: Hoo boy…

>Scyther (Slash Beast)- Another boss.

Sakura: This could take awhile.

Tomoyo: Maybe I’ll go out for popcorn.

>Beedril (Web Spider)- Another Boss.

Kero:<Green Goblin> I’ll get you yet, Spider!

>Fearow (Cyber Peacock)- boss.

Tomoyo:<Fearow a la Madison Taylor> Like, I am sooooo BOSS!

>Pidgeotto (Storm Owl)- Boss.

Sakura:<Pidgeotto> Just don’t tell ‘em Hedwig kicked my ass and… Oops!

>Ellimist (Narrator)- An all powerful being that can make whole solar systems disappear with just a thought. But this species does not interfere with >other species’ growth. They merely watch from the ‘sidelines’.

Kero: So the Q continuum changed their name to Ellimist?

>Hello, it seems that you have crossed into the space time continuum. Welcome. We will now see a life of a being. Many beings, actually. This is in a place where >you beings call alternate reality.

Syaoran: Douglas Adams? That you?

Sakura: No. He was funny.

>Ash is sleeping, and has a dream. We see a man with short wavy hair.

Kero:<man> I’m Robert Stack. Tonight on “Unsolved Mysteries”…

>"Wha--? Who are you?"

Syaoran:<man> I’m BATMAN!

Kero:<man> I am the guardian of the hell.

Syaoran:<man> I’m Frank Sinatra. Who the hell are you?

Kero:<man> I’m Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this.

>"Destroy. Destroy everything."

Sakura:<Lucia from “Lunar 2: Eternal Blue”> Destruction!

>"Wha-uwaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"

All:<sniggers>

Kero: Man… What’s HE on?

Syaoran:<Ash> Tea!!! I need more TEA!!!

>Ash holds his head in his dream and screams. He sees visions of a station, with robots destroyed and blood on his hands.

Kero:<Ash> Arghhhhh!!!! Not another “Nightmare On Elm Street” sequel!!!

Tomoyo: Robots bleed? Who knew?

>"Augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash wakes up.

Sakura:<hikaru shidou> It was just a dream.

>"EMERGENCY! All hunters report to HQ."

All: GAH!!!

Tomoyo: Who said that?

>"That same dream... again."

Sakura: Quit ripping off my lines!

Syaoran:<Ash> Now I know how Hitomi Kanzaki feels.

>Ash wonders about it and runs toward the HQ.

Syaoran:<Ash> I wonder what… <SMACK!> Stupid wall…

>"Sky Lagoon is bring Ambushed! A hunters go help!"

Kero: A fanfic is dubbed!

Syaoran:<Ash> They will must die!

>Ash telprts to the Sky Lagoon.

Tomoyo:<Ash> Hey! I think I lost an “o” somewhere.

Sakura:<Ash> GAH! My head’s on backwards!!! Stupid cheap teleporters!!

>Ash runs toward the control room. A missile bot came in Ash's way.

Kero:<Ash> Oh, sh--<BOOM!>

Syaoran: Those rogue boomers can be tough.

Sakura: I guess Ash is with the AD Police now.

Tomoyo: The level of competence seems about right.

>"Wha?! Huaa!!"

Tomoyo: Nice to see Ash still has that great dialogue, huh?

>Ash took his saber and tore the robot a few new holes.

Sakura: Guess he tore him a new one.

Syaoran:<Ash> Zero Saber! I choose you!

>"Augh!!" Ash had been hit.

Kero:<Ash> You sunk my battleship!!

>He swung back, and sliced a hardhat in half.

Tomoyo: Hey! What did the hat ever do to you?!

Kero:<Kuno> Helmet of Satan! I shall smite thee!

>He didn't have much time. He ran towards the control room, not fighting his way through, but dodging his way through.

Kero:<Ash> Dodge! Thrust! Parry! Spin!

>Ash meets up with Charizard, one of the only pokémon on earth that can talk.

Syaoran: He’s appearing on the Letterman show next week.

>"Wha--? You're Charizard from the 14th unit!"

Tomoyo:<Charizard> I am? Whew! Thanks.

>"This isn't good, Ash! The Sky Lagoon is about to fall!"

Sakura:<Chicken Little>The Sky Lagoon is falling! The Sky Lagoon is falling!

>"Wha?!"

Tomoyo: Ash Ketchem: Master of dialect.

Syaoran:<Ash> Um… Er… Augh! Arghhh! Ehhh…

>"You'd better escape while you can."

All: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Syaoran:<John Anderton> Everybody runs.

>Charizard quickly teleports away.

Kero:<Charizard> That’s it. They’re not paying me enough to appear in this crap.

>"Oh, no. The city below will soon be destroyed. I'm going down!"

Syaoran: Smart move.

Kero:<Ash> If I’m lucky, I’ll be just in time to be crushed like a grape.

>Ash teleports away and arrives at the city part of Sky Lagoon. He finds it in shambles.

Tomoyo: Ash Ketchem *IS* Snake is “Escape From Sky Lagoon”!

>"Wha--? Those rotten renegades! Damn, those were innocent people, too!"

All:<sniggers>

Syaoran:<Ash> You damn dirty boomers! You blew it up! DAMN YOU!!

>Ash ran his way to the center of the city, only to find Misty on the ground nearby.

Tomoyo:<Misty> Rally? May? Where are you?

Syaoran: Wrong Misty.

>"Misty! Why are you here?!"

>"I tried to..."

>"I'll go ahead! You'll be fine here!"

Tomoyo:<Misty> Hey! Let me finish explaining first, you big load!

>Ash runs ahead, only to find a mechanical dragonite.

>"Wha?!"

Kero: Hoo boy…

Syaoran: Ash makes Key the Metal Idol look like a Shakespearean actor.

Tomoyo:<Key> Key needs to kill ten thousand reploids. Will you be Key’s victim?

>The dragonite swings at Ash, and Ash jumps up on the dragonite's arm.

>"Let's see what you had for breakfast!"

Sakura: No matter how you spin that line, it sounds sick.

Tomoyo: I’m already wishing he’d go back to being incoherent.

>SLASH! Oh, there goes the dragonite's antenna.

>SLASH! Oh, there's the central computer. Oops.

Syaoran: It’s the sword fight from “Monty Python And The Holy Grail” again.

Tomoyo: Or the fight from “Temples, Captors And Knights-Part 2”.

Sakura: Let’s not think about that.

>The machine cannot be controlled without the central computer, and starts firing violently.

>SLASH! Oops, there goes its vital systems. The robot crashes down as Ash hops from it. Daisy arrives on the scene.

Sakura:<Daisy, singing> Here I come to save the day!

Kero:<Ash> Good timing, ya big load!

>"Daisy. Did the pokéforce cause this?"

Tomoyo: Well, no beating around the bush here.

Syaoran:<Ash> I accuse YOU, Daisy.

>"What are you talking about? Pokéforce is not responsible for this! I'm here for my sister. I only hope she's alright."

>"Don't worry. She's alright."

>"I thank you, Ash."

Tomoyo:<Daisy> Lord knows no one else will.

>"Come with me to the HQ."

>"Never"

Syaoran:<Ash> Ummm… Why?

Sakura:<Daisy> Beacause!

Kero: This story gets any more vague and it could be a Bill Clinton press conference.

>"But you will be judged as a renegade!"

>"So be it!"

>Daisy teleports away.

Kero: The hell…?!

Sakura: Daisy’s actions seem kinda rash.

Tomoyo: And random.

Syaoran: And stupid.

>"Damn! Daisy, this isn't good! If this goes on, the whole pokéforce will be judged as renegades!"

>Ash picks Misty up in his arms had teleports back to the HQ.

Kero: Oh, COME ON!!

Sakura:<Daisy> I get the nagging feeling I’ve forgotten something.

>Meanwhile...

>Gary is making a speech.

Syaoran:<Gary> Friends, reploids, countrymen…

>"Brave soldiers of pokéforce. We have been wrongfully accused as renegades by the non-trainers. We cannot live in this disgrace and indignity any longer. Let us >build our own nation of pokémon trainers. Our own Utopia."

Kero: Run by Laurel and Hardy.

Sakura: Cute, Kero.

>The army of pokéforce cheers.

All:<pokeforce> Yay.

>Daisy comes.

Kero: Whoah! Hello!

Sakura: Kero!

>"I too, share the general’s sentiment. Take heed, we have no other choice. Let us fight venerably, with courage and pride, for we ARE the pokéforce… the most >powerful srmy in History!!!"

All:<sniggers>

Syaoran: I think you’re the only “srmy” in history.

Kero:<Gary>Been hitting the bottle again, Daisy?

>The army cheers once more.

All:<pokeforce> Yay.

>We see a ‘TV’ screen, and a mysterious figure is watching the speeches of the general and colenel.

>“Heh heh heh. The general has begun to take action. And now, my hunters, what will you do now? I’ll be watching all of you! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"

Kero: Doctor Doom?! What’s he doing here?!

Sakura: Wrong crossover, Kero.

>Ash arrives back at the HQ, and sees Misty there.

>"Misty why are you here?"

Syaoran: I don’t believe this.

Sakura:<Misty> Why don’t you tell me, since you’re the genius who brought me here, stupid!

>"I will help you."

>Ash arrives in the jungle, and seeing there is nothing there, moves on. He sees a door on a gigantic tree, about 3000 feet in circumference. He enters the door, >only to find... Beedril.

Kero: The HELL?!!

Syaoran: Man, someone get the license number of that scene change.

>"Beedril!"

>"Hee hee hee... ha ha ha! Die, Ash!"

Syaoran:<Beedrill> You DIE, Joe!

>A long battle ensues. Ash and Beedril fight, neither one gaining the upper hand. Beedril made a giant web, in an attemt to trap Ash. As usual, Ash isn't tricked, >and dodges the web. Ash gets an idea.

Sakura: What is this? Spider-man?

Tomoyo: No. That would be interesting.

Kero: I call foul. Bees can’t spin webs.

>"Goodbye, Beedril."

Syaoran:<Ash> I’m outta here. This fic’s just too stupid for me.

>"Why? I'm not going anywhe---auggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>Ash had ripped some webbing off and thrown it onto Beedril. Ash then sliced him in half.

Kero: Uhh… Fatality?

>"Nooooo--------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beedril exploded, light going everywhere.

Tomoyo: Geez… I’m really starting to long for the intricate “dueling” scene from “Revolutionary Girl Asuka” right about now.

>Ash woke up to the humming of a computer.

Kero: The computer doesn’t know the words.

>"Wha---?"

>There were no computers around. Instead, there were lines. This was... where was this? This was definitely not... not what?

Kero: Not bread?

Syaoran: Not butter?

Sakura: Not Kansas anymore?

>"Hey, this is..."

>This is cyberspace.

Kero:<Ash> I’m in the matrix? All right! Trinity, baby! Where are you?

>"Huh?!"

>The voice just seemed to come from all directions at once.

Syaoran:<Ash> Hey! I can read the narration now!

Sakura: He was better off when he couldn’t

>I am Fearow. Venture to the center of this computer world to fight me. I am here to measure your power. I must not allow you to proceed any >more.

Syaoran:<scratches his head> He must venture forth, but he can’t proceed… Huh?

>"Okay." Ash said to the air, hoping that Fearow would hear. Ash stepped forward, only to fall into a hole.

Kero:<Ash>ARGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..<THUMP!>

Sakura: Watch that first step, Ash. It’s a doozy.

>Things aren’t always logical.

Tomoyo: Tell that to Spock.

>"Oh great," Ash murmured. Not only was he fighting an invisible enemy, he was fighting an invisible enemy that was weird.

>Who says I am weird?

All: We do!!

>Ash jumped. How had the Fearow read his mind?

>"I’d better keep my mind blank," Ash whispered to nobody in particular.

Syaoran:<sniggers> Yeah. That’ll be hard for him.

>Smart human. You have already found a way to counteract my brain reading.

>"If this is cyberspace..." Ash thought... that was it! He though about the word Fearow said... he then focused on the picture of Fearow. Quite suddenly, he found >himself staring right at Fearow.

Kero:<Ash> D’oh!

Syaoran: He was standing there the whole time?!

>I must admit. You are very powerful. You have found a way to come to me without going thorughout cyberspace. But, we must now battle!

Kero:<Michael Buffer> Let’s get ready to RUUUUUUMBLEEEE!!!

>At that, Fearow shot a feather missile at Ash.

Sakura:<Fearow> I shall now TICKLE YOU TO DEATH!!

Syaoran:<blushing> Sakura! Not now!

Sakura and Syaoran: Oops…

>"Easy," Ash said. He sliced the missile in half.

>"I wonder if I can tear this guy a few new holes," Ash thought.

>Tear me a few new holes? What does this mean?

Tomoyo: It means Ash is lame and unoriginal.

>"It means this!" Ash yelled.

>SLASH! There went all of Fearow’s missile feathers.

Kero: Awwww… Not THIS again…

>SLASH! Targeting systems are out.

>SLASH! Fearow is starting to glow. A brilliant blue light swirled around into an explosion that rocked cyberspace.

Sakura: System Error: Abort, Retry, Fail?

>Ash woke up in the forest, where he’d been when he was knocked out by the force of Beedril’s explosion.

>"So... cyberspace is only accessable when a person’s asleep..." Ash spoke aloud. He teleported back to HQ.

Syaoran: That must make surfing the web a real pain.

Kero: Hey! After his fight with Beedrill he really WAS surfing the web…. Get it?

Sakura: Kero, you have more lame puns than Feena did in “Grandia”.

Kero: Thanks. I try.

>At HQ, Ash examined the charts. There was a place where a renegade had been spotted. There! In the North Pole!

All: Santa!!

Tomoyo: Santa went bad?! Say it ain’t so!

>"Lapras!"

>"Huh?"

>"I found you!"
>"You’re... you’re Ash!"

All: WHA--?!

Syaoran: What the HELL was that?!

Kero: Could the author PLEASE tell us about the damn sudden scene changes?!

>"That’s right! You’re going down!"

>SLASH! Missed. He just chopped off an ice tooth.

Tomoyo:<Lapras> Oh, GOOD one, Ash! Do you have any idea how much false teeth in my size COST?!

>"ROOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!"

Tomoyo: Down, kitty!

Kero:<Austin Powers> Saucer of milk, table for two. Mrowr!

>With a mighty roar, Lapras lunged at Ash, trying to destroy him.

>"Let’s see if my new weapon is enough to deal with YOU!"

>Ash jumped onto Lapras, remembering that Lapras was actually a "ferry" Pokémon.

Sakura: Lapras is a cute flitting creature with gossamer wings?

Tomoyo: That would be “fairy”, Sakura-chan.

Kero: Too bad. I was going to ask if she was into bondage.

Sakura, Tomoyo and Syaoran: KERO!!

>"Get Ready!"

>Ash Slammed his fist into Lapras’ back.

Tomoyo:<Lapras>You’re a real pain in the back, Ash!

>Misty paced around the HQ control room. How come Ash was gone so long? Why did Ash have to fight against her sister? Something had to give. But what?

Sakura: We now break from this fight scene to give you a word from our sponsors.

>Ash got up from the nasty fall he took after the blast from the explosion. He had used Rakuhouha, the most devastating attack that a short ranged hunter like >himself could learn. He could remember it clearly... the giant fireballs, the explosion... he put those out of his head as he went towards the water facility.

Sakura; And now back to the story.

Syaoran: Now Ash really IS ripping off Zero’s attacks.

Kero:<Ash> Hitten Mitsurugi Style! Dragon Hammer Flash!

>Misty answered the call to HQ.

>"Ash??"

Kero: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tomoyo: Come on, fanfic. A couple of dashes, something! Just warn us about the damn scene changes!

>"Yes, Misty. I am going to the water facility."
>"Be careful."

>"A bike. Good for the travel I’ll be taking."

Syaoran: Sadly, Ash ended up peddling on an endless loop through Chun Li’s backdrop in “Street Fighter” for the rest of his days.

>As Ash skidded across the water, He thought about the renegades. Why had they turned evil? His thoughts were interrupted by a giant pillar which his bike >slammed against. It propelled him into the water.

Kero: WHAM!

Sakura: Maybe you should watch the road, Ash.

Tomoyo: Hope he’s got insurance.

>"Fitting that we shall have our final battle here."
>“Blastoise?"

>"There is no need for conversation. We must fight now."

Sakura: Oh, great. We’re saved from crappy dialogue by crappy fight scenes.

Syaoran: Some days you just can’t win.

>Blastoise summoned all the water and made a giant whirlpool.

Kero: Sadly, the whirlpool broke down. Blastoise should’ve bough a Maytag.

>Ash couldn’t breathe. He jumped out of the water and stabbed his sword into the wall, and took a few deep breaths. He couldn’t beat blastoise. Unless... the >water freezing!

Kero: Say what?!

Syaoran: He’s going to freeze the water while he’s still in it?!

Tomoyo: Swift.

>Ash lowered himself carefully, so that he was barely touching the water with his toes. He didn’t want to be frozen. Then all he had to do was.... oh, he already did >it.

Syaoran: The hell…?! Even the narrator’s falling behind the action!

Kero: What action?

>He pulled up on the sword, leapt up, and executed an ice attack. This froze the water.

>"Well, Blastoise, looks like you’ll be staying here a while. Ha!"

Kero:<Ash> I kill me!

Tomoyo: We can only hope.

>Ash teleported back to HQ.

>"Ash! It’s a message from my sister!"

Sakura:<Misty> You’ve got mail!

>"Well...."

>Ash be at Memorial Hall now!

Sakura:<Daisy> Or else!

>"Ash please don’t go!"

>"I must. It is my duty."

>Daisy walked to the center of memorial hall.

Kero:<vibrating and glowing> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….

Tomoyo: STOP DOING THAT!!

>"Daisy!"
>"What???"
>"I’m disappionted in you, Daisy! Hyah!!!"

Syaoran:<Ash> HI-KEEBA!

>Ash slashed at Daisy.

>"What do you think you’re doing?"

Kero:<Ash> Playing tag. What else?

>"It’s not too late. Stop the coup now!"

>"...never."

>"If that’s your decision.... prepare youself!!!"

Kero: Yes! It’s Mortal Kombat: Sopranos Edition!

Syaoran:<Tony Soprano> You better prepare youself, buddy, ‘cause we is gonna have words.

Tomoyo: MK: Sopranos Edition! Trying to drag out this crappy idea one more time!

>Ash and Daisy get into a swordfight. They seperate, neither one gaining the upper hand. Daisy is about to lunge when...

Sakura: …she trips and falls on her face.

Tomoyo:<Daisy> Owie…

>"Daisy!" It was Misty.
>"Huh?"

>"Daisy, don’t you remember? Ash saved my life."
>"...Very well then, I’ll spare your life this time. But next time, there’ll be no mercy."

Sakura:<Daisy> We’ll play “Super Gem Fighter: Mini Mix”, and I NEVER lose!

>Daisy walks away, leaving Ash and Misty alone.

>"Ash, please don’t fight against my sister! If you do, I’m afraid the one of you might end up..."

Tomoyo:<Misty>…missing an arm or something.

>Ash jumped down from the stage.

Syaoran:<Ash> And that’s my act for tonight, folks.

>"Someone MUST stop pokéforce!"

>"Ash!"

Kero: Oh, for…Is it Pokeforce or pokeforce? MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!!

>Ash walked out of Memorial Hall, leaving Misty alone.

>It was an ordinary train. All Ash had to do was act normal.

Sakura: Scene change.

Syaoran: Little did Ash know about the plot to murder him aboard the Orient Express.

Kero:<Poirot>This was cold-blooded murder.

>Yeah, right. Actually, all Ash had to do was avoid the robots, and that’s HARD. Anyways, he will eventually... huh? He’s one step ahead of me already! He’s at >Scyther.

Tomoyo: Where is Scyther? I’ve never heard of that city before.

>"I am Scyther. I shall destroy you."

>"Yeah, right."

Syaoran:<Spider-Man> Really, pal. Who writes your dialogue? Ever heard of a cliché before?

>Okay, this was quick. Let me just tell you. Scyther never touched Ash. He got hit on the head by a metal bar while he was lunging at Ash.

All: CLONG!

Kero:<rolling his eyes> The amazing Scyther/Ash fight, ladies and gentlemen!

>Okay, he we are at Pidgeotto’s... huh? We’re at the museum? It figures. Ash Always has to go where I don’t want him to go.

Sakura: Ash isn’t much of an intellectual, I guess.

Syaoran: Big shock there.

Tomoyo: The narrator doesn’t even know where the location is anymore!! What the hell is going on?!

>So anyways, Ash Is at this pathetic excuse of a tower, where he’s facing Mewtwo. Oh, Mewtwo just used substitute. Oh, the Ash goes, using lightning saber. Oh, >shocking! Shock, shock, shock!

Kero: Pikachu in a special cameo.

Syaoran:<Ash> Sparkling Wide Pressure!

>Now, Ash just had to finish it.

Sakura: Should we…?

Tomoyo:<shrugs> May as well.

Kero: FINISH HIM!

Syaoran: We tried to avoid it, folks.

>"No… please stop…"

Sakura:<MewTwo> I’m just a bystander, stupid! Knock it off!

>SLASH! Oh, there goes Mewtwo.

Syaoran: Off into the sunset.

Kero: Heh. Does all this make this a “Slash” fic?

Syaoran, Sakura and Tomoyo: NO, KERO!

>This time, Ash was smart, and teleported before Mewtwo blew up.

Tomoyo:<MewTwo> BOOM!

>Okay, here we are at the Air Force Jet storer. Now, Ash just walked in plainly, and was facing Pidgeotto, since pidgeotto got angry at its subordinates and blew >them away. Now, where was I?

Kero: Oy vey…

Sakura: Love that sophisticated writing style.

Syaoran:<author> So me and Yamazaki were checking out the girls and he asked, “What about Mrs. Petterson?”

>Oh yes, Ash was blasting Pidgeotto with his Rakuhouha. Oh, there goes Pidgeotto’s gust attack. There’s his whirlwind attack.. Oops! Pigeotto was disabled! >Now, Pidgeotto’s not dead YET, but it’s in a lot of pain, so off it went to the pokémon center.

Sakura:<Pidgeotto> I’m not dead yet!

Kero: He’s only MOSTLY dead

Tomoyo:<Pidgeotto> I’m getting better.

>Okay, HERE we are. The last regular hunter battle. The battle with Charizard. Oh, that must hurt! That Flamethrower attack must’ve hurt!

Syaoran: Brought to you by the Department Of Redundancy Department.

Kero: This seems a lot like that motorcycle race from “The Hellcats”.

>Oh, Ash! Dodge that kick… oh. There he goes, relying on his Rakuhouha again. Oh well. At least Charizard’s defeated…what’s this?

Kero: A really pathetic fight?

Syaoran: Badly written prose?

Sakura: A stupid crossover?

Tomoyo: A mess?

Kero: All of the above?

>"I… wanted to… fight you…"

>"What? Talk to me, Charizard!"

>KA-BOOM! Bye bye, Charizard!

Syaoran:<author> He’s dead! It’s FUNNY! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

>"The renegades went to the space port! Ash, please don’t go!"
>"It’s a matter of personal pride now. I MUST."

Kero: THE HELL?!

Tomoyo: Charizard blew up and he’s STILL talking?!

>Tears form on Misty’s eyes as Ash teleports away. Misty’s heart ached, but she had to do this. She teleported.

All: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kero: STOP… DOING… THAT!!

>"Daisy! It’s still not too late! Stop the coup!"

>"Never. We shall battle now, Ash."

>Daisy energized, and her saber powered up.

Syaoran:<Daisy a la Capt. Kirk> ENERGIZE!

Kero:<Dark Helmet> I see your shwartz is as big as mine.

>"I will show you no mercy! Prepare yourself!"

>SLASH!

Skaura:<Daisy> HI-KEEBA!

>"Wait! There has to be another way! Misty will be sad if she loses you."
>"Don’t be so presumtious, Ash! There is no other way."

Tomoyo: Don’t be what?

Sakura:<Daisy> Not yups epeaks enlish?

>"If that’s your belief, Daisy, I’m sorry."

>Ash and daisy start clashing, and it seems that Daisy has the upper hand. She getting ready to finish Ash off now… huh? It seems the tide has turned!

Syaoran:<author> That reminds me, I forgot to do my laundry yesterday.

Sakura: That was kind of sad, Syaoran-kun.

Syaoran: Well, I don’t have much to work with here.

>Ash absorbed the damage and used Rakuhouha!

>"Ugh. It is too late, Ash. Even if I die, the pokéforce will still exist."

>"What?"

All: SHE SAID “EVEN IF I DIE, THE POKEFORCE WILL STILL EXIST”!!

Tomoyo: Ash should have his hearing checked.

>"Ash. Tell Misty her sister died happily."

>Daisy disappears in a brilliant red light.

>"Daisy-------!!!!!!"

Syaoran:<Ash> STELLLLLLLAAAAAA!!

>Ash yells in grief, remembering the good times he and his friend had.

Kero: What good times?

Syaoran: The ones that were left on the cutting room floor apparently.

>Back at HQ….

Tomoyo: Finally! Something resembling a scene change!

Sakura: About time!

>"Misty, Misty, where are you?! She left with them? No!"
>Ash begins to teleport toward Misty’s coordinates.

Sakura: And he knows this how?

Tomoyo:<shrugs> Maybe Misty left a note.

>"Don’t do this to me Misty…"

Kero:<Ash> Don’t play Misty for me.

>At the space station ENIGA…

Syaoran: Space Station what?!

>"Misty?"

Syaoran: Kaoru?

Sakura: Kenshin?

Kero: Ayeka?

Tomoyo: Tenchi?

Sakura: Juli?

Tomoyo: Juni?

Syaoran: Chief?

Kero: McCloud?

>"So… you met with my sister."
>"Yes… I’m sorry."
>"Then it’s over… everything."

All: YES!!!

Kero: Let’s get out of here!

>"Wait, Misty!"

Kero: Damn!

>A large crystal shimmers overhead. Misty has large armor appear on her.

>"No!"

>"Stay with me, sister. I’m sorry, Ash!"

Syaoran: Look, if you’re just going to rip off Iris’ dialogue, could you at least get it right?

Sakura:<Iris>All right, I’ll do it. Stay with me, brother. Forgive me, Zero!

Sakura: What?

Kero: Nothing.

>"Misty, no! I’ll let you destroy me before I fight you."

>Misty shoots Ash.

All: YES!

Tomoyo:<Misty> BANG! You’re dead.

>"Augh!!"

>"Please, Ash, destroy me."

>"Never!"

Kero: Oh, brother…

Syaoran: Next on “All My Reploids”…

>"There is only one way out now…"
>Misty releases the large crystal, and destroys it. Misty’s armor explodes.

Sakura: If she was just going to kill herself, what the HELL was the armor for?!

>Ash ran towards Misty, who was lying on the ground.

>"Ash… stay away from pokéforce. Let’s live in a world where only pokémon trainers live."

Kero:<Misty> Oh, wait… That won’t work, I just killed myself.

>"Misty, there is no such world. It’s only a fantasy."

Syaoran:<Ash> Like Santa and the Easter Bunny…

>"Yes, but I wanted to believe it. I wanted to live in a world where onl;y trainers live- with you."

Tomoyo:<Misty> Which is why I just blew myself up. Smart, huh?

>"Misty!!"

>Misty smiles up to Ash, and with a tearful face, kisses Ash. She then goes limp.

Kero: Misty has died. Quit or Retry?

Tomoyo: I’m starting to miss Nadeshiko-san’s death scene in “A Dream Came True” already.

>"Misty! Misty! Misty! Misty… Misty… Misty… Auughhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! No this isn’t happening! There’s no reason for me to go on. Wha- what am I fighting >for!!!!!!!"

Tomoyo: Don’t ask us. We don’t know either.

>Ash looks down at the limp figure of his love, tears falling from his eyes.

Kero:<Ash> T-this has never happened to me before… Why didn’t I use Viagra?

Sakura: KERO!!

>"I love you, Misty. I always did and I always will. Even if you DID join pokéforce."

Tomoyo:<Kat Devlin> Well, what do you know about *that*?

Syaoran: A Caleb Carr reference. We really are stretching it.

>"Ha ha ha ha ha ha…"

Kero: The love of his life just died a gruesome death! It’s FUNNY!!

Sakura: This author’s definitely got a weird sense of humor.

>"What?! Show yourself!"

>"I am the one you seek. I am… the general."

Syaoran:<Gary> I am the guardian of the hell.

Kero:<Gary> I am… Iron Man…

>"Why did you do this Gary?"

Syaoran:<Gary> What the hell are you talking about, idiot? I just got here.

>"My actions are justified. It was our destiny to fight."

Kero:<Scott Evil> Whatever you say, Darth.

>Ash and Gary start rumbling. It seems that Ash isn’t hurting Gary’s superarmor, while Gary’s beating the crap out of Ash.

Tomoyo: About damn time! Ash has just breezed though this fic.

Sakura:<Ash> Owwwww… That hurts! I’m telling mooooom!

>"I have to find a weakness…"

>Ash starts hitting everywhere, and just when it seems there’s no hope, he hits the head of the armor.

>"Argh!!!!"

>"That’s it! His head is his weakness!"

Sakura; Why? There’s nothing in it?

Syaoran: Ouch!

>I guess you know what’s coming. Ash jumps on the armor’s head and uses Rakuhouha.

>There goes Gary.

Kero: There goes Gary where?

Tomoyo:<singing> And another one bites the dust!

>Where Gary WAS, there stood a cloaked figure with a scythe.

Syaoran: ARGHHHHHHH!! Lionel Dark returns!

Sakura:<Lionel Dark/Elle> Frodo? Syaoran? You here?

>"So, Ash. We meet again."

>"Giovanni!"

Kero:<Ash> Pooky!

>"Yes, I will get revenge for the time you defeated me at Viridian! Ha!"

Syaoran:<Giovanni> I kill me!

>Giovanni taps into Ash’s memories. Memories of Ash flood into Giovanni.

Sakura: Giovanni’s hacked into Ash’s mainframe and he’s stealing all his stuff!

Kero:<Giovanni> Wait a sec… There’s nothing but porn here!

>"What---? Ash, you were a Renegade once?"
>"What’s your point? Are you that surprised?"

All: THE HELL?!

Sakura: Well, THAT came out of left field.

Syaoran: Actually, it WAS in the game…

Kero: Yeah, but in the game it actually explained Zero’s memory.

>"Ah, you are most impressive, Ash!"

Tomoyo: Oh, for… Just give him some black armor and the James Earl Jones voice and be done with it.

>"I will defeat you, Giovanni!"

>"I've been waiting for you Ash! It's time for us to settle this!"

Kero:<Giovanni> Again! And again in Megamon X5 and again in…

>Giovanni swung his scythe at Ash. Ash dodges.

>"Hyah!" Ash’s rage fueled his sword, and flames shot out.

>"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" Giovanni howled in pain.

Kero:<Giovanni a la Dr. Smith> Oh, the PAIN! The PAIN!

>"Rrrrrghhhh… ready for round 2?"

Syaoran: There was a round one?

>Ha ha ha! You're finished Ash! Misty is waiting for you!

Sakura: Whoa! Even the author’s turned against Ash!

>Giovanni ripped off his cloak to reveal a set of armor under it. He took his scythe.

>"Take this!"

Tomoyo: Clever.

Kero:<Giovanni> And THIS! And some of THIS!

>Kuunbu. A devastating attack. Not nearly as powerful as Rakuhouha, but powerful, nonetheless.

>"Arrghhhhhh!!!!!!!"

>The floor gave way, and Ash fell into the darkness.

Sakura: Just another Capcom special stage trick-floor.

Kero:<Ash> Hey! I’ve landed in “Totally Spies”!

>"Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Syaoran: Jinnai in a special cameo.

>"What an ugly head!"
>"Who are you calling ugly?!"

>"You."

Sakura: Ooh…

Tomoyo: Ryoka and Ayeka could do better than that in their sleep.

>"How dare you…arfgh!!!!"

Syaoran: How dare you what?!

>Raijingeki. Oh, Ash had learned many new tricks, hasn’t he?

Sakura: And just out of thin air too.

>"...Hee hee hee."

Kero: Oh no! Oscar LIVES!!

>"What's so funny?"

>"This weapon is aimed at Earth... No one can stop it..."

>"No!"

>"Ha ha ha ha ha!! Good bye, Ash!"

Kero:<singing> I’ll shoot myself if we ever meet again. Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter wheeeen.

>Ash runs to the end of the space station, where Gary, or what’s left of Gary, is waiting for him.

Sakura: Just his feet and some entrails.

Tomoyo: Eeewwww…

>"Gary!"

>"...Ash... I was... wrong. Giovanni... He blinded me to the truth..."

Syaoran: Fox Mulder, he’s not.

>"It's okay ... rest."

Kero:<Ash>…in pieces.

>"...With my body I can stop the weapon."

>"But then you'll..."

>"It's over for this soldier. Farewell!"

Sakura: They’re just dropping like flies, aren’t they?

>"Gary!"

>Gary flies down, and as the space station is destroyed, Ash flies away in an escape ship.

Kero: Where he got it, we may never know.

>He thinks about everything. About Misty. He sees images of Misty in his mind. He can’t control the tears.

>"So... this is what happened to me... this is my fate... I couldn't save anyone after all! Misty!"

>Ash sees Misty’s face in his memories. Her lovely, smiling face.

Syaoran: Hey! That’s Iris!!

>"Please stop, sister! ...Ash!"

All:<sniggers>

Syaoran:<Ash> I’m not your sister, Misty!!

>"Iris! Did we trainers all turn out to be renegades after all?"

Kero: And at the last second, he blows it.

Syaoran:<Ash> Iris… Uh, I mean, Misty!

>Ash pilots the ship, and disappears into the Earth.

Tomoyo: …burying him underground where he’ll never be heard from again.

>... The battle has ended. But for some reason, Ash’s memories of the past continue to haunt his mind....

>As a hunter, it is his duty to go after those renegades......

>And at the same time, he knows that it is his destiny to defeat his friend one day.

Syaoran: I thought he already did.

>Two different people.

>Two different fates.

Sakura: Two different plots?

Kero: Probably not.

>In the future...Ash's decision will lead two great hunters to tragedy.

Sakura: Sure! Why not? He’s done wonders at killing off everyone in sight so far.

>The future is coming...

Syaoran:<Syndicate member> One man alone cannot fight the future.

>Ash will join Misty soon. The two lovers will once again be reunited.

All: HUH?!

>And history will one day, inevitably, repeat…

Kero: When the inevitable sequel arrives.

Syaoran: Destroy, Rinse, Repeat. Destroy, Rinse, Repeat. Destroy, Rinse, Repeat.

>Next part: Brock as Megaman X! Well, I made Ash into Zero, since Zero was the only one who actually had a girlfriend…

Kero: Same Megamon Time! Same Megamon channel!

“Oh, man,” Syaoran muttered as the worn out group left the theater. “Just when you think Matthew Cline has the market cornered on crappy cast replacement fics, here comes Brock Shale to screw with your head.”

“You know,” said Kero. “If I recall correctly, Zero got blown away in the first Mega Man X and was brought back to life again in Mega Man X2…”

“Yeah, so?” said Tomoyo.

“So if they could put Zero back together again, why didn’t he just bring Iris back with him and have her fixed up again?” Kero replied.

Sakura shrugged. “I guess they thought it might ruin the dramatic point.”

Tomoy shrugged. “What do you think, sirs?”

DEEP 13

“I think I have not yet begun to experiment,” Eriol said with an evil cackle. “Push the button, Ruby Moon.”

“No,” Ruby Moon replied indignantly.

“For the last time, Nakuru, I don’t like Suppi more than you.” Eriol explained.

“Who are you calling ‘Suppi’?!” snapped Spinel Sun.

“I don’t care. Do it yourself.” Ruby Moon said in an extremely miffed tone.

Eriol sighed. “Spinel. Push the button.”

“No,” replied Spinel Sun. “I HATE it when you call me ‘Suppi’!” They both turned away from him, noses in the air. Eriol rolled his eyes and sighed as he went over and pushed the button himself.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll)

Well, first of all, I’d like to thank my beta reader for this MSTing, my fellow MSTer, M.H. Torrinjan. I wasn’t particularly sure how well this particular MSTing turned out. Also, I’d like to advise all you readers out there to be ready for the season final, which will feature “Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts” and a special cameo by Hermione Granger.

Until next time…

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

Season Three:

21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

(Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½ / CardCaptor Sakura By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

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Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

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-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

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Season One:

1) What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker.

>So anyways, Ash Is at this pathetic excuse of a tower, where he’s facing Mewtwo. Oh, Mewtwo just used substitute. Oh, the Ash goes, using lightning saber. Oh, >shocking! Shock, shock, shock!

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